Category: Killin’ Things With Ted
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Prelude To Killin’
Hey everybody, it’s me Ted. Well, deer season is coming up again and I can’t wait. After a summer of catching fish and clubbing seals, I’m more than ready to get back to some good, honest deer killin’. Rifle season is still a ways off, but next week starts Tire Iron Season which is quickly…
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Time Killin’
Hey everybody, it’s me Ted! And it’s time for another installment of Killin’ Things With Ted. Ya know, the other day a friend of mine was watching the Oxygen channel, so I made a clever jest about his questionable masculinity and awaited the customary defensive response. When none was offered, I delved deeper into the…
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Advantage Ted
Hey everybody!! This is Ted! Host of “E” Channel’s “What Not To Sniff”. Like most of you, I took a couple hours this weekend to enjoy the greatest sporting event of the year. The Australian Open. Rafael Nadel finally reigned victorious over a blood thirsty Roger Federer in a match that took nearly four and…
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Holiday Killin’
Hey everybody!! This is Ted! Like most of you, I took Christmas off from killin’ in order to partake in the warm glow of love and peace ushered in by the birth of our Lord and Savior. But at 12:01 AM on December 26, I was back in the killin’ saddle with a throat parching,…
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