Category: Killin’ Things With Ted
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Leave it to Beavers!
Hey everybody!! It’s me, Ted, and this year I’ve decided to leave deer killin’ to the orange clad masses and concentrate on a species much more cunning, deadly, and financially rewarding. That’s right, I’m talking about beavers. Now, aside from the North American Beaver’s (or Castor canadensis) luxurious pelt, vicious bite, and ability to decapitate…
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Just Kiddin’
Hey everybody!! It’s me, Ted, author of Kill or Eat Leaves, The Joy Of Killin’, and best selling fictional title, Summertime at Camp Carotid. Well, as you know, its youth water fowl season, and ole’ Ted’s itchin’ to kill something. Unfortunately, ole Ted’s too old to participate…or is he? Though it often confuses me when I…
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Talking Turkey
Hey everybody, it’s me Ted. Well, once again I’m gearing up to kill me some Meleagris Gallopavo. The season starts April 19, but I’ve been out chucking shurikens at the chickens for weeks as basic training for this fowl finishing frenzy I call Turkey Season. Native to the forests of North America, these flightless avian…
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On The Trail
Hey everybody, it’s me Ted. Well, I skewered my first deer last weekend utilizing the Blackhawk Vapor Realtree Timber HD with the tri-wrapped 120 gram carbon fibers, you know the one. Anyways, I found that it truly did provide excellent loop strength and durability, and the push in v-nock made for a super easy and graceful rotation. I…
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