Category: International
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Libya Calls For Ammunition / Bandages
BREGA, Libya – Rebel Leader, Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi, called for the UN to provide his beleaguered forces with “a few weapons” and “a butt-load of ammo” to continue their struggle against Qaddafi’s military. “We must have more ammunition if we are to defeat the Dictator’s army,” he shouted, firing his weathered AK-47 into the air. Nearby,…
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An Existential TV Show
Zimbabwean farmer, Gamba Ndlovu writes: Dear American Broadcasting Corporation, Greetings. I am very appreciative of your many entertainment broadcasts, and though the quality of your programming has declined for many years, I am still enjoying them greatly. Often I travel to Harare and view the television at Sekuru Kaguvi Hospital while my wife attempts to…
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French Say “Oui!” To Airstrikes
International socialist wussies, the French, have taken time out of their busy 35 hour work week to side with NATO in supporting airstrikes in Lybia. Their decision to enforce a no-fly zone within the country came after several western countries called them “Pansie Frogs”, prompting French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, to order his fighter pilots to…
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That Darned Kim
Hey, America! I just kidding!! Where your sense of humor?!? See, I play joke on friends in South Korea. I shoot bombs at island and they suprised! Sure, four people killed, but still funny, yes?!? You no understand!! You not watch Benny Hill. He funny!! He always run around at end of show chasing sexy…
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