Category: International
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Take Your Son To Jihad Day
As angry protests over an anti-Islam film spread across the Muslim world Friday, some in the community used the religious fervor as an opportunity to strengthen family relationships. Mohammed Ak Bukhr and his son Amir took part with demonstrators scaling the walls of U.S. embassies in Egypt today, torching part of a German embassy, and…
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What the hell is wrong with Spain?!?
In international news, the Concurso De Feos, a stupid tradition from the people who brought you bull fighting, took place in Bilbao (not to be confused with Scott Baio or Bilbo Baggins), Spain yesterday. Also known as the Spanish Ugly Competition, this event evidently pits children and the elderly against fat bald men in an…
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US Soldiers Strike a Pose
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House voiced regrets Wednesday for newly published photographs that purport to show U.S. troops posing with the bodies of dead insurgents in Afghanistan. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta called them a violation of America’s “core values.” “My apology is on behalf of the Department of Defense and the U.S. government,” Panetta…
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Lady Bin Laden
State Department officials seriously freaked today when they realized that the fifth wife, and human shield, of Usama Bin Laden was none other than actor/comedian, Demetri Martin. “When I found out, I was like, What!”remarked CIA Chief, Leon Penetta, at a press conference earlier today. Martin all but disappeared following the cancellation of his Comedy…
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