Category: International
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Swiss Say “Ja!” to Masks
Swiss Covid experts are saying members of the public should start wearing face masks again, just three years after the Covid-19 pandemic officially ended. The Swiss immunologists emphasized that wearing a face mask can help reduce the spread of viruses like Covid. The call for greater protection measures comes on the heels of a new spike in…
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Bibi Says “Ken!” to Ayatollah’s Death
In a brief fit of cognitive clarity, Israel’s leader, Benjamin Netanyahu said killing Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei would ‘end the conflict’ that Israel started by bombing the country. ”When your enemy is killed, they can’t really fight anymore”, he went on to explain. “This is really going to be a game-changer for me.” Netanyahu, who began…
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Right-Wing Truckers Disguise Confederate Flags as Canadian Flags
Racist Canadian truckers and their racist right-wing supporters took to the highways over the weekend to brandish Confederate flags and yell racial epithets at anyone who would listen. Chants of “No vaccine mandates” and “My body, my choice” and other hate speech echoed throughout the crowds as they waved Confederate hate banners (pictured above) disguised…
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Missing Nazi Not So Missing
SANTA CATARINA, Brazil-The last surviving officer in Hitler’s Third Reich was captured today swimming among the reeds near the shore of the Itajaí River in Blumenau, Brazil. Dr. Ludwig Von Drake was a close colleague of Dr. Josef Mengele, known as the Angel of Death, or to his close friends, “The J-Man”. Prior to World…